Ratings Key



★★★★
= Excellent. The best the genre has to offer.
★★★
1/2 = Very Good. Perhaps not "perfect," but undoubtedly a must-see.
★★★ = Good. Accomplishes what it sets out to do and does it well.
★★1/2 = Fair. Clearly flawed and nothing spectacular, but competently made. OK entertainment.
★★ = Mediocre. Either highly uneven or by-the-numbers and uninspired.
1/2 = Bad. Very little to recommend.
= Very Bad. An absolute chore to sit through.
NO STARS! = Abysmal. Unwatchable dreck that isn't even bad-movie amusing.
SBIG = So Bad It's Good. Technically awful movies with massive entertainment value.

Friday, April 13, 2018

Umezu Kazuo no Noroi (1990)

... aka: The Curse of Kazuo Umezu

Directed by:
Naoko Omi

A creepy man sitting on a swing warns against playing puerile pranks and tells us not to toy with the supernatural to preface this two-part anime. The first tale is “What Will the Video Camera Reveal?” The mysterious Rima Ogawa has just returned to Japan from Mexico and is starting at a new school. Everyone (particularly all the guys) seem interested in the beautiful young girl, but she has a strange, unnerving effect on another female student named Masami. Simply by looking at her, Masami feels electricity coursing through her body, passes out and has to be taken to the nurse's office. Later that night, she has a nightmare so disturbing she can't even remember it and awakens to discover her bedroom window open and a small, unexplained mark in the middle of her neck. She puts a band-aid over it and goes about her business. The following night, she makes sure to lock her window but has another nightmare and awakens to discover the mark on her neck is larger and bleeding. She also has a clump of black hair in her hand...






Now convinced the new girl in school is a vampire who's out to get her, Masami tries to tell others but her concerns are brushed off as her being jealous of Rima's beauty. She turns to her friend Umezu who gives her a video camera and tells her to tape herself sleeping. That way if someone is indeed sneaking into her bedroom to feast on her blood at least she'll have proof. Masami goes through the same nightmare routine as before. Umezu watches the tape and sees something so frightening he immediately leaves; only telling Masami that if she wants to see what it is, to watch the tape herself. But Masami is too scared. She does however notice some strange changes in herself; namely that her neck wound has healed and that she seems to be getting more beautiful. This is particularly strange considering suspected vampire Rima is no longer in town and has transferred schools.





Our second story is “The Haunted Mansion.” Horror movie obsessed Nanako invites her friend Miko over for a slumber party where the two eat junk food, drink beer and watch horror videos. Getting a bit tired of movies, Nanako decides it'd be even scarier to go to a nearby abandoned mansion to see if rumors that it's haunted are actually true. Because the place is going to be demolished soon, she manages to talk her apprehensive friend into going to at least look at the place. Once they arrive, two other curious neighborhood girls show up and the four break in. As soon as they enter through the door, it slams shut. And their flashlight dies. And they discover the portrait of a mysterious and beautiful woman. Always good signs. After stumbling into a child's room, the horrors begin.





Miko has a hallucination involving a music box, a teddy bear and toys bleeding and then the room filling up with blood. And then a hideous ghost in a blue flowing gown shows up. Simply by staring at someone, the ghost can make their body completely fall apart, as three of the girls soon find out. The squeamish Miko is the only one who remains as the ghost slowly approaches. She suddenly wakes up in bed, thinking everything was a nightmare. The next day at school, Nanako and the other three girls who were with Miko in her dream all have unexplained scars around their limbs and necks. In order to see if all that is connected to the mansion, the four girls decide to go there and see for themselves. Needless to say, that turns out to be a big mistake.





Running just 43 minutes, the animation here is cheap and crude when it's compared to – say – Disney movies made around this same time. But ask yourself: Do Disney movies feature a face-sucking, spider-spewing, tentacled mutant creature and dismemberments and decapitations galore? That's a lot of the appeal of something like this. Though more recent anime has certainly improved technically, this is still a lot of gory fun and both of the fast-paced stories are clever and surprising in spots. The brief bookmarking segments are also pretty amusing. 






This is based on stories by horror / manga / comic writer Kazuo Umezu. As an inside joke, one of the horror videos the girls in the second story almost watch is titled “The Curse of Kazuo Umezu,” which promises “Ultimate terror!” and to be “A masterpiece of horror!” After I looked this guy up, I realized I'd already seen something based on his writings: the live action SNAKE GIRL AND THE SILVER-HAIRED WITCH (1968), which seems to be the very first adaptation of any of his work. After years of writing, Umezu made his directorial debut (at almost 80 years old!) with the autobiographical Mother (2004). He also is a noted inspiration behind the work of Junji Ito (Tomie, Uzumaki).

★★

Friday, April 6, 2018

Night Terror (1977) (TV)

... aka: Night Drive

Directed by:
E.W. Swackhamer

Having just enjoyed Valerie Harper's hilarious OTT screaming at anything horrific in THE PEOPLE ACROSS THE LAKE (1988) I was led straight over to this earlier TV movie hoping for more of the same. Whether or not she performs as I'm hoping has yet to be determined. Harper is a famous actress I have no recollection of from my childhood, though she's a major TV icon. Before my time, she found critical success on Mary Tyler Moore playing Rhoda Morgenstern from 1970 to 1974. That character was so popular she even got her own spin-off series titled Rhoda that lasted five seasons. Work on those two shows alone landed her four Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe. Afterward, she attempted to transition over to the big screen but the films, like 1980's The Last Married Couple in America and 1984's Blame It on Rio, were flops. So back to TV she went. After starring in the very good Don't Go to Sleep (1982) and some other TV movies, she finally got to headline another sitcom, Valerie, in 1986, but salary disputes going into the third season saw her getting kicked off the show bearing her own name. It was then re-branded as The Hogan Family with new star Sandy Duncan. Now I actually DO vaguely remember Duncan and the Hogan offshoot from my childhood. Had Hartman kept the part I'd probably have some nostalgic connection to her today instead of the Wheat Thins lady everyone said has a glass eye.





In this one, Valerie has a similar role to what she had later in both of her other genre TV movie appearances, that of a stressed out and frazzled mother. Here, she's married to  “corporate nomad” Walter Turney (Michael Tolan), whose job moves him, her and their two young children, Nancy (Quinn Cummings) and Buddy (Damon Raskin), to another state every couple of years. As the family is packing and preparing for another of these moves from their current home in Phoenix to Denver, Valerie's fidgety character Carol is involved in a few comedic bits where she keeps misplacing and forgetting things and has to be kept straight by pretty much the entire rest of the family. Along with their Aunt Vera (Beatrice Manley), the kids are flown out to Denver a few days early, while Carol and Walt stay behind and plan to drive their car up, giving them a little private time for their “second honeymoon."





Things don't go according to plan when Walt gets caught up at work and Carol is stuck waiting for him at a hotel. Carol then gets word that in Denver her son has fallen ill, is at the hospital and in need of emergency surgery. After finding that out, she can't get ahold of her husband and an attempt to get plane tickets also fails because the Denver airport has to temporarily shut down due to a blizzard. Carol has to make a quick decision and decides to check out of the hotel and make the sixteen hour drive up to Denver all by herself in the middle of the night. And that's when she has the misfortune of encountering a psycho on the road, and witnessing him shooting a cop dead, which prompts a chase that lasts almost the entire rest of the movie.





Richard Romanus, notable as one of the only graduates of an Andy Milligan film to go on to any kind of film career (he co-starred in Scorsese's Mean Streets just five years after appearing in The Ghastly Ones), gets to play the crazy guy, who's only identified as “The Killer” in the credits. He's such a mean SOB he shoots holes in a No Littering sign with a rifle, pours coffee all over a counter then spits money at a diner waitress, destroys a soap dispenser in a public restroom and (gah!) drinks Pepto straight out of the bottle (Is this where that cliché comes from?) His mode of transport is a yellow Mustang and, oh yeah, he's also mute and can only speak with the aid of an electrolarynx, which he barely uses in the film. We learn next to nothing about this guy but hints are dropped he's a war vet now working as some kind of professional assassin.





While much of this movie impressed me, it ultimately led to a place of disappointment. The opening twenty minutes of character and plot set-up is merely adequate but once Carol hits the road at night this does a wonderful job establishing a sense of isolation and building suspense, which starts with our protagonist simply attempting to find an open gas station late at night with a near-empty tank and is cranked up from there. Even scenes of Carol stumbling across a few other people - a mentally retarded derelict (John Quade) and an obnoxious drunk yuppie (Nicholas Pryor) - during her nightly travels are fairly well integrated into the plot. Cinematographers Frank Beascoechea and Vilis Lapenieks do a stellar job with these scenes. This manages to capture the loneliness, quiet and all-enveloping darkness of night yet you can always tell what's going on; something not so easy to pull off.

What sadly happens as the pursuit continues into the following day is that this not only loses its dark, tense atmosphere but the script also runs out of ideas and then starts getting repetitive and sometimes downright silly. Carol implausibly runs out of gas for a second time out in the middle of nowhere simply to put her in another vulnerable position. And after getting her hands on the killer's empty rifle, she just throws it at him so he can pick it up, load it with shells and start shooting at her.






As far as Harper is concerned, this is neither a strong dramatic turn like in Don't nor her cranking her hysterics up to an 11 like in the silly Lake. She's passable yet pretty forgettable here, sometimes even a bit annoying with her little squeak-and-moan reactions to the events. As the killer, Romanus is likewise OK but isn't given a fleshed out character he can do much with. Less than a year after appearing in just two scenes in this as Hartman's daughter, Cummings would become one of the youngest Oscar nominees in history spouting Neil Simon one-liners in The Goodbye Girl (1977), though that did little to actually help her career and she was out of films for good a decade later. The director also made Death at Love House (1976), Vampire (1979) and Terror at London Bridge (1985); all TV movies.

After debuting on NBC, this Charles W. Fries production was regularly shown on TV for awhile and then received a U.S. VHS release through WorldVision Home Video, who released many other TV movies.

★★1/2
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